I’ve been working lousy jobs since I was just 14 Working conditions that would make a loli scream Why do I do it? You gotta understand A gothic lolita needs to buy mo’ brand.
Summer job in a kitchen- it was 100 degrees When the day was over I was covered in grease I saved up my money, nearly broke my back But then I could afford my first lucky pack
My parents hate lolita, they think it’s really weird I turned out even stranger than they ever would have feared My lolita collection, I hide it all away, Because if my parents see it, this is what they’ll say:
“Lolita is expensive, it eats up all your savings” “You could have bought a car with all this money you are wasting” “You look like a weirdo” “You’ll never find a man” Shut up mum, I don’t care dad, you’ll never understand!
Education is the key to getting big bucks So don’t you dare say studying sucks! Study something hard, until you understand Then you’ll get a good job and can buy more brand!
The magic of Lolita is making money disappear The amount of brand in my closet increases every year My knowledge of lolita, fo’ sho’ it has no rival I never go to church but I always read my Bible
Sitting in the board room for another boring meeting Hope I can go home soon ‘cuz loli I am sleeping! In the office you get profits so don’t scoff it’s pretty sweet But you cannot wear lolita 'cus they’ll think you are a freak
Lolitas and aristocrats, allay all your fears This message I'mma singing will prevent many tears Work hard but play harder, check the exchange rate And never panic unless there’s a CLOSET CHILD UPDATE!
